**IMPORTANT**These offers are for the recording contract. If you want to make a trade for any of these items listed below, PLEASE MAKE ME AN OFFER FOR THE ONE YOU WANT! It will be very easy for me to choose which of the below items to take if my next trade is already lined up! Thanks - Kyle.
********** BE CREATIVE! I'm not holding out for any offer in particular and I don't expect to get a house for this recording contract. However, my offer still stands that I will trade the recording contract on the spot for a REAL General Lee - which I'm sure we can all agree will be the best intermediate trade item of all time. Ever. **********Send your trade offer to: email@example.com or let me know which one you think I should take!
25 snowboard face lifts
Kyle, I just heard about your web-site and think it is an incredible idea and no matter what you think of the trade offer, I wish you the best of luck! Here it is, my daughter is 8 years old and loves to sing. She has an amazing voice. She has been singing locally and in the kids choir, the only problem has been finding a recording studio that is professional and affordable. I would love to offer in trade, 25 custom Facelifts! I will personally design and manufacture 25 custom Facelifts for you to use, or trade, on your way to your new house. If your curious what a Facelift is and why you might need 25 of them, let me explain. A Facelift is an incredible way to customize your snowboard. www.faceliftconcepts.com Being from Canada, I would assume you know a little something about the snow. Facelifts are high quality, do-it-yourself custom top-sheets, that can be applied to any snowboard. They are incredibly durable and will last for years. You can use the Facelift to make an old board look new again or to customize and protect a new board. We work with amazing designers that would be able to help you in creating your custom graphics. In your case Kyle, I was thinking a red paperclip. If not you, then this can also easily be traded to companies looking for a creative way to advertise their business or a team/club that would love a unique and uniform look when they are on the slopes. This chance to see my daughter record her music would be unbelievable. This opportunity for my daughter, Taylor, who loves nothing more then to sing, is truly a once in a lifetime chance. I can send you some of her incredible vocals if you are interested. I appreciate your time and hope that we can make this trade. Brandon Hey Brandon, when I first got your offer I thought it was for, like, real face, facelifts. But now that I've checked out your site I can see it's much more of an alpine snowboard thing. Yes, being from Canada, I can assure you that it is very important to keep your snowboard in prime condition at all times. You don't want to ride around on an old plank full of sagging features and wrinkles. I think somebody out there will be very intersted in a package of 25 facelifts. Snowobard facelifts, that is. -- Do you want 25 snowboard facelifts? If you do, send in your offer for Brandon's 25 facelifts to firstname.lastname@example.org********** one acre in Jamaica