Apparently I'm one of VH1's "Web Junk's" 40 Greatest Internet Stars! Yep, right up there with "Average Homeboy" himself, Denny Blaze. So, I'm runing with some pretty hardcore web folk, and there's this voting thing. Just wondering if you'd like to, well, you know, um, click here and vote for me? Yeah, vote for "the red paperclip guy" today!? It'll be fun. I promise.
And while you're voting, why not vote again and again? Ballot stuffing is fun too, I promise!
If for some sort of extreme miracle I'm crowned "The Greatest of all 40 somewhat-randomly-selected Internet "Stars", as they term it, I promise to make an inadvertedly over-the-top rap video powerful enough to force Denny Blaze to admit defeat and give up the game.
Feel free to spread the word and get others to vote! - http://webjunk.tv/gis
Average Homeboy is going down.