Metro Rules

I'd like to give a big shout out to Metro Newspapers, and while I'm at it, everyone in the world who gives out free stuff. Everyone loves free stuff. Keep up the good work.

For a variety of reasons, each more bizarre and over-the-top inside-joke-ladden than the last, these are the best one red paperclip newspaper articles the world has ever known:





Big ups to everybody at Metro and especially Steve McIvor, it was very nice to meet you. - Kyle

PS - If anyone at Toyota wants to re-launch the "Oh what a feeling" jump-up-with-arms-overhead-to-create-the-"Y" TV commercials we've all grown to love, you know where to find me.
PPS - I love your vehicles.
PPPS - Please make a 4 Wheel Drive Diesel/hybrid station wagon.
PPPPS - With wood panels.
PPPPPS - Thanks.