offers for one cube van

Send your trade offer to: oneredpaperclip@gmail.com ********** Please send me an email to let me know which one I should take! ********** OFFERS for one cube van: ********** (P.S. If you want any of the following items, make me an offer for it! It will be much easier for me to make a decision which one to take for the cube van.) ********** Hey Kyle, Cool story. How far would you really go for your home? Out of town? Out of state? Out of the country? Out of the continent? Will you come to the Middle East? I am an American, moved to Israel a few years ago. Through different channels, I now own a small apartment. It's a nice place, about 7 minutes bike from the city (Tel Aviv, that is....). Would you move to Israel for a free home? Yours, scott free. it's a cute little studio in a small town, not far from Tel Aviv. Good neighborhood. Needs a bit of minor repair work. Due to certain clauses, I can't sell it. Or at least not without having to pay more money than I'd be making off the sale. I could live in it, but as I plan to sudy in the northern region of Israel (the IIT, in Haifa), I would really like to live in the dorms and if I own my own apartment, my chance of gettting a dorm would shrink drastically. I can give it away. It would be yours - your name on the title deed. You'd pay property taxes, water and electric bills. Well, actualy, this is an Apratment, not a house! But a very intriguing offer indeed. Does anybody want an apartment in Israel? Make me an offer for the apoartment! If you want the apartment, I can definitely figure out a way to trade the cube van for it! ********** I believe I have an offer that several people might be interested in. Do you sing in the shower? Chances are that if you do, you have once dreamed of being a famous musician. Unfortunately, not everyone gets the chance to be a rock star, only a handful of people actually have the opportunity to get into the spotlight. This is your chance to be in that spotlight. I am currently working on the audio for a movie to be filmed in Alberta this spring (www.sixreasonswhy.com), the only problem is that a lot of our equipment will have to make it's way from Ontario to Alberta and then back. It would be a lot less expensive to drive myself and the equipment in say a cube van, than it would be to have it shipped. For this cube van I am offering a recording contract. I will record and produce an entire album worth of material at MetalWorks Studios in Mississauga, Ontario (www.metalworksstudios.com) a professional recording studio, the best in Canada. I will have it professionally mixed, mastered, and pressed, ready for HMV. Most importantly, I will then take your album to Sony-BMG and pitch it to the executives through my contacts in the industry. And finally, since you have agreed to take trades internationally, I will throw in airfare and hotel accommodations if necessary. Personally, I can't wait until you get that house. Let me know what you think, this is a serious opportunity that would normally only be available to professional artists and usually costs record labels a lot of money. Not only that, but it just might be the break somebody was waiting for and it was all because of this web site. This is an extremely cool offer. I have no aspirations as a musician, as the extent of my musical aptitude is playing the bassline to 'My Perogative' by Bobby Brown on the piano. If anybody wants this, offer me something for it! ********** Hi there, bet your in box is just loaded up with offers. Well, I will keep it short. I hope your a racing fan!!! I think it is the best offer yet. I will offer a one year deal for you to sponsor my race car. Have you ever wanted to see your name on a race car? Well, here is your opportunity. I will let you place a design of your choice on the car (has to be tasteful kids see these things) and will list you as my sponsor at all race tracks that I visit during the 2006 season. I will also place that design on my trailer that I use to transport the race car. The race car is a 1937 Chevy, sedan Legends Car. It is currently white with blue lettering and numbering (#14). I am also offering you the opportunity to change the car number to a number of your choice (your favorite one maybe). However, this number must not be currently in use at the race tracks that I or we are going to run. If you or ANY one else is interested drop me a line at bluelinemotorsports@yahoo.com Ford for a Chevy eh? You know, if I go for this, a LOT of people will be upset. ********* i will give you a macintosh classic 2 a 250 mhz power mac a 100 mhz power mac a playstation 2 with gta vice city and some james bond game and a non working imac g3 all it needs is a hard drive lastly ill throw in one red stapler get back to me imacjoe92@yahoo.com A MAC? Hmmm, my last name is MACDonald. ********* hi kyle, cool idea, free enterprise, win-win for everybody, yay! let's see, intriguing cube van. how about this trade - you come down to walpole island first nation, indian reserve, ontario in your van, i'll organize a dinner where you can meet young people from the rez here and eat native foods, hang out then cruise the rez like a local in this cube van and then you'll be presented with a nice indian quilt made by me and my mom, we'll find a local pow wow to go to, you can find more stuff to trade or maybe people will give you things for being so smart to start this website, i'll buy you (indian craft) whatever you like for $100 or less, and then i'll drive you back home for one last ride in the cube van with your gifts and new things to trade. okay? pick me - yay! k Will you buy me the indian craft, or trade it? VERY important. ********* Hello Kyle, I found out about your project in part because of your appearances on The Hour with George Stromboloupolous, and the saw that you were in California recently and visited the guys over at "The 1 Second Film" (of which I am an Associate Producer, who has actually given them some publicity on my movie information website, ww.moviecontests.com – to we're "technically" working on the same movie together; you, me, Kevin Bacon, Tom Green, Stephen Colbert, etc.).Now I know that the goal is for you to trade for something that is preferably of higher value than your current item, and that will hopefully receive many offers as a tradable item to keep this thing moving forward. So I have 2 offers that I can put forth. Offer #1 The first offer relates to the movie website I mentioned above (www.moviecontests.com). We do advance screenings in several cities across Canada (Calgary, Edmonton, Halifax, Ottawa, Toronto, Vancouver, and Winnipeg – unfortunately, not Montreal, due to the contest laws in Quebec). My offer would be 1 year's worth of advance screening passes (with the 1 year beginning at whichever point the new owner, after you get a trade for it, is wishing to) in the city of their choice. And if their city changes part-way through the year, as long as it's to one of our other cities we do screenings in, they can continue to receive passes. We put on roughly 50-100 advance screenings in each city per year, including a lot of the big blockbusters. And not only would they get double passes to each of these 50-100 movies, but they'd get to see all these movies before everyone else, as these are ADVANCE SCREENINGS. Plus, there is the opportunity at specific requests to receive more than one double pass to see the film. At an average ticket price in Canada of roughly $12.50, a double pass is valued at $25. Multiple that by 75 films (the average we're likely to have screenings for within the span of that year) and that's $1875. But for many films, we can accommodate the winner's request and give them 3, 4, or 5 double passes if they require. This significantly increases the value of the offer to likely in the $2500-$4000 range, totally up to them and their desire to bring more people to the movies with them. There are other perks to sweeten the deal, if you so choose, like the odd free DVD package (Season 4 of "Enterprise", for instance, has a retail value of $160), so things along those lines which come through our offices over the year can be offered as well, boosting the value even further. I think this offer could be helpful in reaching everday people who love movies, and would trade some sort of personal item in order to them to get something like this! Offer #2 I am a web designer (www.littlewebpages.net is the company I run), and I would – for the cube van – be able to offer a complete web site design for any purpose (other than X-related). I could design a website for a small business, a large corporation, a sports team, a famous person or film – whoever you would trade this to. It could contain any amount of back-end database programming necessary or required, logo design and a new coporate identity, complete graphic design, etc. This would also include any updates needing to be made to the new website for up to one year following the completion of the design. As a very impotant bargaining cool, the website will not be "officially completed" until the winning party is completely and 100% pleased with the end result. I'd say the value of essentially a complete yet open-ended web design package would run in the $5000+ range, if not more (depending on what they required). This offer would be good for large corporations especially, or a major sports team, who would have to pay probably even more than what I have it valued at to another web design company anyway, and would be willing to offer (depending on the company or sports team) things like season tickets, high-priced office merchandise, and depending how far up the corporate ladder you go, things like trips to New York City and floor seats to the Knicks, something like that. I almost seem like a bit of a chump, but I'm gonna hafta go with "no deal". These offers are amazing. Seriously. But I feel like it'll be tough for me to re-trade them and continue on my trajectory towards the house. HOWEVER, if ANYBODY wants either of these items, email me with what you'll offer for them and you might be able to change my mind for me! ********* POR ESTE TEMA SOLO RESSPONDEER A ingmarcelocampos@yahoo.com.ar COLECCION DE 11 EPISODIOS DE STAR TREK : THE NEXT GENERATION (TNG) "VIAJE A LAS ESTRELLAS: LA NUEVA GENERACION" EN 11 VIDEOCASSETTES VHS ORIGINALES NTSC. HABLADOS EN INGLES + ADEMAS = 1 TECLADO DE STAR TREK 11 VIDEOS + el teclado A PESOS 240 u offerta razonable F0TOS E INFO EN: http://www.vhsyteclado.tk I'm not sure if this an elaborate Argentinian Star Trek scam or not. What do you think? ********* Dream Maritime Getaway (Discover our secret) Airfare for two (From anywhere in North America) 5 Days 4 Nights (One of a kind, Beautiful Waterfront house...private patio touching the ocean), Historic St Andrews, New Brunswick http://www.standrewsnb.ca/ Included: -Guided Whale Watching tour on the beautiful bay of fundy -Overnight Trip in a Chauffeured Hummer to Saint John including accommodations in a Model Suite in an Exclusive Downtown Executive Loft. (www.grannanhospitalitygroup.com www.saintjohnalehouse.com) The day trip will include a guided excursion through the majestic Saint John River system aboard fresh water Kayaks. Dinner for two at your choice of the following restaurants...Grannans Seafood Restaurant, Steamers Lobster Company, Saint John Ale House. Finishing the night in a premier night club on the waterfront in Saint John at Cougars Lounge, featuring VIP treatment including cover charge, coat check and complementary drinks. The remainder of the trip will include opportunities of relaxing days breathing in the fresh sea air and complimentary golfing in the premier Algonquin Golf Resort as well as small town shopping and fresh Atlantic lobster dinners!Trip Value $12,000 Understanding many offers come through, we would appreciate a response if you are interested as many of these options are time sensitive. Cheers, CHRIS GRANNAN The Grannan Hospitality Group PO Box 7264 Saint John N.B. E2L-4S6 Ph: (506)-648-2323 Fax: (506)-658-6027 Sounds fun! And secretive. Anbody want this? ********* I offer you the following things for your cube van. 1. a 1995 Saturn SL2 - The car runs great and has the following: 107K miles, alloy wheels, sunroof, CD player, spoiler, and other great stuff. The only problem with the car is that the paint on the hood and front bumper is slightly discolored and the sunroof leaks when it rains sometimes. It is a great car and will last for quite awhile still. 2. I'll also throw in a playstation 2, a game cube, a NES, a Super Nintendo, and games for all of those systems. 3. Also, I live in Louisville, KY and you said previously that you would like to see the bluegrass. Well, I would love to give you a tour of Louisville and maybe even Lexington and other cities here in the Bluegrass state. Will you throw in some real bluegrass for the offer? ********* I will trade you a 2003 Ford Windstar Sport. http://www.nordaneauto.com/Images/pics/03%20W-Star%20Sport%20-%20Silver.JPG Ah, shameless publicity. If anyone actually buys this van, ask the guy to give me a cut of the commisssion. ********* I offer you a Nintendo Gamecube, a Playstation2, a Playstation1, and a Game Boy Advance, 18-20 games. As well as 5 memory cards, 4 contollers, a stereo with cd and tape, and a C-D Player. And yes I am willing to trade all of this for the cube van. My email is dmaki@sasktel.net Are you REALLY willing to trade that stuff? I AM driving through SASK next week... ********* Lately ive been thinking. Im 15 years old and i need a new hobby. Thats why i am offering all of my video games. There are about 7 of them. they consist of Halo 2, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, Shadow of Colossus, Star Wars battlefront 2, and more. please help me get rid of my video game habit Good idea. Video game habits suck. Unless we're talking NHL 94, which is not a video game nor a habit, but a way of life. ********* Moped/Golf-Cart, take yoru pick. Do you have a moped golf cart? ********* Kyle, i'm looking around my apartment and here goes: A 19-inch TV; a DVD player with Family Guy seasons 1 and 2, Pulp Fiction, SLC Punk, and Office Space DVDs; a wooden futon, a leapord gecko, a Molson Canadian baseball cap; and an acoustic guitar.. that rocks!.. acoustically speaking that is. Cheers! Well, I'm glad the guitar rocks. You just scored yourself some serious points sir. ********* Hey Kyle, for your Cube Van I will offer you not one but two very well trained cats. I have two black and white cats that come when you call them, sit, play fetch, high five, and shake a paw. I am currently training them to do my taxes and cut the grass. I figure that with your publicity you could form a travelling cat circus and make tens of dollars. In addition, as I will not actually be able to part with my cats, I am offering myself as a personal trainer for you. I will follow you and your cat circus wherever you may go...even to Yakh! Thanks for considering the offer. Tom Thanks Tom, This is a very considerable offer. Are you sure you're ready to do this? ********* I have a straw budweiser cowboy hat i'll trade with you.. I want that red paper clip soo bad!! Cowboy hats are so much fun. ********* I offer an I.O.U for one half of what ever money i make in 2006 i own my own ebay business and am looking for other work so who knows i will sell the van and hey you'll get half Deal. But can you front me my half now? I need to pay my rent. ********* My Name Is Jason Whalen I Am From Hamilton Ontario Canada And I Like To trade You a 1988 Chev Z24 2.8lt 5 Speed Stander For You Cube Van Or I Trade a U a Snow Board for the Cube Van only one of either? hmm, tough call. What kind of snowboard? ********* I will trade you a 1996 Chevy Camaro, and a 1990 VW Jetta GLI, and a 1988 Honda XR 100 dirtbike... Gnarly. Where are they? ********* I have a 1965 ish 17" viola made by Hoff. It was once played by the first chair (and future concertmaster) of the Florida Philharmonic. He was my tutor for many years, but I stopped playing it some time ago, and it's time to get rid of it. It comes with a case, a bow, an extra string or two, and a shoulder rest. It's actually quite a nice instrument. Also, I have an original Darth Vader model from 1977 still in it's original plastic that I'll throw in. While you're here in NY, I'll let you stay on my couch, and I'll buy you a beer or two. I have pictures of all of it, but not with me, so I'll have to get them to you later if you'd like to see them. -- Neil Cool Neil, I should be in NYC sometime soon. Keep in touch, I'll see if anybody out there wants a Viola. ********** I'll trade you 2 red paper clips which you can trade up to a duplex or a whole box of red paper clips that you can trade up to a wholeapartment building. Your choice. I think you missed the goal here....I'm trying to get a house. Apartments and duplexes are on the wrong track! ********** I'm not sure if this is the kind of stuff you are looking for but i will trade all of the stuff that i have collected as a kid and over the years for this van. I would like to use the van to maybe start a local delivery company and use the hype from what you are doing to jump my company off.. You can help take my childhood collection and help turn it into a successful business. Items included in trade:-Various star wars figures(bought them in the mid 90's) some open, some in original package.-Alabama football memorabilia includes 3 or 4 old sports illustrated issues, some old 1982 and 1992 coke bottles-about 15 old atari games for the -a sega master system with about 5+ games-a few he-man figures-some match box cars and various others little cars-all of my baseball cards(approx 100,000 +) mostly baseball from 1987-1992 but i also have older cards in football and basketball. -my coin colection (face value approx $50) has lots of old coins -full size fridge, stove,riding lawnmower, and other stuff in my shed....i'm moving from my house to an apartment in march. so i need to get rid of this stuff and hopefully it will sweeten the pot.-my moving services for when you need to move into your new house-my delivery services to deliver all the sweet stuff you'll get for all my stuffThis is a very incomplete list of what i will be willing to trade to get rid of my kid stuff and do something adult. If you are actually serious about my stuff I can provide a more complete itemized list of all of my stuff. Assuming the van is working good enough I will also be willing to drive all of the stuff back to where ever you need it. My brain is bleeding thinking about all this stuff. ********** I'm willing to trade a 2001 yellow 11 horsepower thundercart go-cart, and my un-opened 007 40th anniversary Johnny Lightning die-cast model of the BMW Z3 that was from the James Bond movie Goldeneye. It's the size of like those little hot wheels cars and comes with a little mini copy of the original movie poster. It's officially licensed. I don't think it's a good a deal as that briefcase full of cheese... Oh well.. Keep up the good... um... bartering!! Yeah! Did you say THUNDERcart go-cart? Send a picture! ********** Hey, I'm Dona Nova from Chapel Hill, NC. I'm an artist specializing in modern paintings on canvas, but I do lots of other forms of art as well. I am offering for the Cube Van these items and more if you want them:1) Five original paintings on canvas by yours truely, (of your choice). To see samples go to http://www.donanova.com/. I can also send pics of my studio, where much of my more recent work resides. My style changes constantly, so hopefully you would find some you had to have.2) Five t-shirts with various funny logos and sayings on them. (your choice- I have lots of them). 3) A vintage 1970's smiley face pencil sharpener. It's ball shaped (the face) on a funky metal black pedastal for desk or wall mounting. 4) one magic 8 ball, who incidentally told me you should accept this trade.5) One plastic battery powered Light UP Tulip. (the flower lights up), otherwise it looks like any other plastic flower with a battery pack on the stem. Very kitch. 6) A vintage rotary desk phone of your choice (I have several).7) A burned cd of MC Chris. He's the best geek white boy rapper to ever come along and sing about how white kids love hip hop. He also does voices on Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Sealab 2021. You are sure to love it. I have other vintage 50's, 60's and 70's one-of-a kind items too, if you are interested. I really don't know which ones you'd want, so I really can't list them all. I could send a pic of my small shop/room where a lot of it is. So, if I don't get to meet you in person, good luck on your journey! I love trading and more people should do it! Hi Dona Nova. trading is awesome. More people should definitely do it. Your offer is really propped up by the magic 8 ball. This is the kind of thing that will swing my decision in the end. I can imagine that a magic 8 ball will come in very handy with future trades, and, well, life in general. Decisions are hard. ********** I will trade you my moon house! Sure you will. ********** ive got a signed warped tour poster signed by everyone of the bandrancid,the silver sirfer direct edition still in wrapper,x-men directedition,x-factor direct editon,and x-force direct edition all from 1993 andin mint condition, a robot that needs batteries, a polaris stocking hatwioth a fuzzy ball on the top, a few porno mags, and a half of a pack of guni will trade you all this straight up if interestedrobert The battery-less robot really hurts your chances. I totally don't have any money for batteries. ********** one old snowboard one no deal ********** I will give you a Electric Guitar with an Amp and an Ipod 20 GB with 6 AC/DC songs on them. For those about to trade, I salute you. This sounds cool. Does your guitar rock? ********** Dude - How about a two week stay at my Florida condo? Dude, what part of Florida? ********** Im name is nick, i'll trade you an electric guitar for the cube van. does it rock? yeah, it's got two fat pickups, black paint, and 7 strings instead of the usual 6 so it gets real low and mean sounding. the make is Ibanez, the model is rg7. im having trouble getting pictures off my camera to the computer but im sure you could pull up a picture off of yahoo or something. just type in ibanez 7 string or ibanez rg7. I love fat pickups. low and mean, what like 7-Nation-Army-White-Stripes or something? ********** i wi need that van baaad, how about 2 paperclips, a blue one AND a red one... no deal. Blue is so last year. ********** Hey, man - I'll trade you a black Ipod Nano, two Dr. Seuss books and a bootleg Crash DVD. Bootleg DVD eh? Hmmm, sorry. No deal. *cough* (call me) ********** ok, i just saw you on g4 (like you havnt heard this message before) and i thought it was the BEST idea ever. BUT, my offer to you is.. a pavilon hp s50 computer with printer, speakers, moniter, keyboard, mouse and scanner... also an Xbox with 21 games, with two controllers, xbox steering wheel, and dvd input with controller. i hope you make the right desicon.corey cordell 14, of waynesboro paemail is- mcordell1@comcast.netand yes, i have been approved by my parents Good, I've been approved by my parents too. Being approved by parents is awesome. Are they going to approve you to drive the cube van? ********** i will trade u a pair of adios those are skate shoes if u dont know and i will also tade u a alpine stars hoodie and a alpine stars belt buckle and H.I.M belt that has the belt buckle on it and also a map of north carolina I can almost feel that H.I.M belt Right Here in My Arms, right now. ********** I will trade u 1 Pink Floyd Umaguma Vinal record! No deal. ********** HEY HEYMy name is Adam, I live in Dallas Texas..I'm willing to trade my xbox 360 with 2 wireless controllers, 20 gig HDD, 2 games "call of duty 2 and perfect dark zero" , and a headset.Right now things are not going good with my wife and I'm afraid I will be needing a place to stay in the near future. That box van looks like it can be a nice shelter for me for a couple of weeks.Let me know,THANKS Okay, but no deal. Sell the xbox, buy flowers. Win-win. Trust me. ********** I will trade you one 1990 VW Vanagon microbus in EXCELLENT condition.This is a Vanagon GL options package. it has 97,000 miles on it.Attached is a pitcure of the beloved vanagon. Please do not post myNew York State license plate #.Regards,Conor P. O'Leary Now THIS is an offer! Your New York License plate is my secret. (If anybody wants Conor's license plate #, email me. I'll give it to you for a good price.) ********** For the Cube Van I'll trade you:2 Nintendo Gamecubes with about 30 games and 2 controllersGateway 4026GZ Laptop with a mouseAbout 8 moviesBox of sports cards$50 USD13'' Color TVAmericas Army PC GameBoomboxA bunch of rap, hiphop, and rock CD'sSal Awesome: stuff. Stuff is fun. ********** I will give you my playstation with all my games. I must have at least thirty. I will also throw in a cd player if you want it. Sorry, I'm not a gamer. No deal. I'm a trader! ********** i trade you my skeleton playing a guitar incent holder Sounds really really cool. Does it rock? ********** I'll give you my autograph for the cube van i'll be famous some day this is the best friggin offer only 1 of my autographs exists in the world if your intrested email me at staticshock2130@hotmail.com Ah, somebody who understands the concept of supply and demand. Now, all you gotta do is get some demand and you'll be laughing all the way to the bank! ********** I'll trade you two trips to Yahk for your Van. Deal. Email me with more details. ********** A DS w/ Nintendogs, pac-man, and case What's a DS? ********** i will trade you a PSP and my Gamecube and Xbox All three? Are you nuts? ********** Im willing to give you, a pile of video game magazines, my PS2, gamecube, and all the games. PLUS a stack of DVD's for your Van!Better than cheese, or a briefcase ;)(Yea I dont know how this works, I just figured I could use a van) The way I figure, EVERYBODY can use a cube van. ********** my xbox 360 3 games and 3 controllers What games? This is very important. ********** dude, I'll trade you my 19" tv and $50 and my couch for that van. No money. I don't trade for money. ********** nope, not the planet, I wish I could trade that! I'll trade you my 1996gold Saturn sedan for the cube van, I'm moving soon and I want to takemy couch and all of my books and guitars to New Mexico with me! TheSaturn has a bit over 100k on it, it's in great condition except for theheadliner is falling down now, I've taken it up and down the east coastso I know it's good for long trips, it has leather interior and a sweetCD player I had installed, and power everything!Peace,BrittonP.S. have you ever heard of "freecycle"? it's a great little thingthat's starting up all over the world, very similar to what you'redoing, although it's just giving away things you don't need to peoplewho do need them, not trading Yeah, freecycle's cool, but kinda stuffy for my liking. I think craigslist offers much more for the everyday computer-based layman - less rules, more possibilities. ********** ill trade you a pre-alpha releast of altimit os i built. ~tman212 I don't speak your language. ********** Hi, My name is Paul and I live in Illinois. I have a a few commercial grade products, all in working order to trade you. BZ13 cooler by beverageaire. It's the reach in kind with a built in air curtain. A 36" federal deli cooler.A deep freezer/merchandiser with sliding glass top3- hand towel dispensers (new paper roll type)Thanks. Nice. Sounds chilly. ********** I WILL OFFER YOU ONE RED RUBBERBAND Will you though? Will you really? ********** I have a 110cc minibike here that i am willing to trade for that van.Oh ok fine I'll throw in a 44" tire with rim and a sandrail frame ingood condition. The frame is blue if that helps sweeten the deal. Iactually really could use the van. If I can think of anything else Idont need I will add it to the list.-Cody KennedyLong Beach, CA I like your style Cody. You're right - Blue frames always sweeten the deal. ********** I Brach SmithWill trade you a medevial sword. It is a short one hand sword and it comes with a scabbard all leather . sincerely brach smith Have you rescued a maiden with this sword? ********** Hi, my name is Taylor and im 14. You know that van is looking pretty nice.Actually i just wanna see if you would trade your van a signed photo of Cedrick Hardman(San Fransico 49ers) and Rayfield Wright(Dallas Cowboys). Peace out and wright back. Wright on Taylor. Rayfield Wright eh? I don't know. Tough call. ********** i will trade one 87 auti that dosn't run, but it comes with a car phone.i am steve and good luck with the adventure Thanks Steve, but no deal! ********** Kyle, I came upon your story and was intreagued. I have an offer for you, if you are ever in Whitehorse, Yukon, or nearby, I would like to trade you a handshake for another handshake, because you see, my name is also Kyle Macdonald, and I would be honoured to meet you. Let me know, Kyle You gotta read the book "Are You Dave Gorman" Consider the handshake a "when", not an "if" affair. ********** One 1999 Kia Sportage 4x4Under 90,000 milesNew transmissionNeeds electrical work, otherwise in excellent conditionLocation, Greenville South Carolina Can it portage, this sportage? ********** I will trade you a 1999 Ford F-250 extended cab pickup truck. Disel, lifted on 38.5 inch tires with 18 inch wheels. Straight up for the box truck, as long as it is running and in working order. Sweet. Yes. Deal. Email oneredpaperclip@gmail.com if you're interested in trading with me. The anonymous comments don't fly. ********** i will offer one house for the cube van, pictured above. Wow. Yes this is a house. Unfortunately, it looks like somebody is already living in this house. I have a sinking feeling that you're offering somebody else's house without them knowing about it! No deal. ********** Ok i have an offer you cannot refuse. Two first class plane tickets to the island of Saint Lucia in the Caribbean on Tuesday the 9th of May 2006 and a 3 bedroom 3 bathroom house with a pool located very close to the beach. It is approximately 1 acre of land and the house is estimated at five hundred thousand US dollars. There is just one condition though. You must move to Saint Lucia and live here for the rest of your life. I want that van. Contact me at william_denfonder@hotmail.com. Is your offer for everything in this email? Let me know. ********** I'll trade you my soul with an over sized question mark on it. But is it really your soul if it has a question mark on it? Sounds questionable. ********** dude,I'm willing to trade you 2 of my originial paintings I did for my boyfriend, his singing Santa......a Sherwood Place street sign...and this 7 UP bottle sitting in front of me...I'll even make you some..CHEESECAKE...... haha ... Jackie n Steven West Virginia (no we "ain't" hicks!)=) good luck Cheesecake. Now that's something that'll twist my arm everytime. Too bad you aren't hicks, hick cheescake is my favorite! ********** Hi, love the site. I've posted an offer up on my site, http://mcboozo.com/ for anyone interested. My trade is hopefully going to end up helping a great charity! I'd also like to offer up for trade a 1973 Ebbtide 16ft. open bow boat with a 50hp Johnson. I'm hoping to trade it for a Gibson Les Paul, anyone interested e-mail me at mcboozo@gmail.com. Thanks a ton and keep up the great work! Free publicity for charities. That's the open offer around here. ********** I'll trade you my roomate. He has no job but somehow pays all his bills. He's a college graduated in art, yeah, you can major in art. He also rides his bike. That's about it, but I'm sure a living human being is worth more than a van. my email: burnegen@gmail.com Art is a start. Living humans are not part of the deal around here. ********** ill offer my pearl fourm series 4 the cube van the set has 1 whuan china cymbal 2 years old 12 studio crash new since april 2 set toms 1 floor tom 1 snare 1 hard rock cow bell with a crash ride and a pair of sticks the color is wine red and it is about 5 years old ill need 2 ask if u would confirm aset deal but im not sure my mother wants me 2 trade my set 4 a moving van haha Brian Lucas I'm glad there's a cowbell included. This definitely puts you near the top of the list. ********** Ok, totally NOT joking when I say this. I will give you ME, for the van. I don't really NEED a van, but my car sucks and I REALLY REALLY wanna go to Canada. No, I'm not some hot chick, either. Sorry. My name is Rick, and I live in boring-ass Indiana, USA. Bleh. After I saw you on Attack of the Show, I thought, how the hell could I possibly get involved. If I had a house, I would've given it to you. But, sadly, all I have to offer is myself. I'll be 20 as of Jan. 31, and I have yet to even leave the damn state I was born in. I'm willing to be traded off to whomever for whatever. Just as an insurance to you, you can still offer the van, too. But on the off chance somebody wants ME, I get the van...you know, to live in or whatever. Most likely to run away from whoever got me. Weirdos. Again, totally not joking. You're gonna say 'no', I bet, so at least write back and tell me how the hunt is going. Rick, the hunt is going well. As you can see on this page, the offers for one cube van are going ballistic. Not sure if i'm into trading people, as it sort of isn't really, you know, legal. I'm sure your car can make it to Illinois, Michigan, Ohio or maybe even, if you're real lucky, Kentucky. Heck, I've never even been to Kentucky. Never seen real bluegrass before. That's something I think every person should see at least once in their life. Or so I'm told. ********** I will trade you all of my hocky cards, baseball cards, magic the gathering cards, and one sighned checkered flag signed by 10 different monster truck drivers. In all there is 1500+ cards. I am turning sixteen and i want your one cube van. Is the checkered flag signed by Dennis Anderson, driver of Grave Digger? Cause if it isn't, no deal. ********** I will trade you a Chinese Pellet rifle and a 25 inch Samsung TV. I live here in El Paso Texas A large part of me wants to come to El Paso and make this trade. I've never been to El Paso, but I think this would be the perfect reason to do so. ********** i'll trade you two peacocks, a block of cheese (your choice in type), slightly used camo blanket, and a 96' emachines desktop that is running window 98( ooh yeah at the new age technology), and a like new toaster. corey rhoden, florida Hmm, I could use a new toaster. And surprisingly enough, my pet peacocks went missing last fall. ********** I have a piece of history to offer you in exchange for the Cintas Truck: An UNTORN Orioles vs. Yankees, September 20, 1998 Ticket. This is the game that ended Cal Ripkens streak. THE STREAK. More Importantly, The ticket was unused. In 1998, stadium ushers still tore the tickets and gave you the stub as your receipt. This is a FULL, Unused ticket. This is rarer than rare. Camden Yards stadium capacity is 48,190. According to the baseball almanacs box score, the attendance was 48,013. Here is the box score link: http://www.baseball-almanac.com/box-scores/boxscore.php?boxid=199809200BAL Let me know. Mark I can't believe you didn't go to the game. Not sure if this is really cool or really lame. ********** hey how are you i saw you on aots and thats how i found out about your website and your ambition to get a house. thats pretty cool. i would like to trade you for your 16' cube van this is what i have for trade 1) a digeri doo (aboriginal musical intrement) 2)a cardbord cutout of George W. Bush that has been defaced 3)1 1/2 ' x 2' x 1' tub of legos 4)and finally the text book America by Jon Stewart Sincearly , David Mitchell If you can arrange for us to do this trade live on The Daily Show, deal. ********** I will give you a 1992 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme as well as 1 month's worth of telemarketing services for any campaign you like, Perhaps to try and promote your bartered items. I will also offer you no closing costs on the home you trade up to, if you wanted to harvest the equity. Harvest equity? There's no way I'm selling the house. Call me with your telemarketing offer. I think it'll be fun to hear it live! ********** This is President Bush. I am prepared to offer you the beautiful country of America. Play your cards right and I'll give you Condaleeza Rice as well. Does your offer include Guam as well? Cause if it doesn't, no deal. ********** Kyle, Great Idea, keep going. You should host a part in your new house and invite all of the people with whom you traded. I will trade you a Hammond CV organ with HR40 tone cabinet. Might be good if you find someone who is into these fine instrument. Good condition. Good luck, Marc Thanks Marc, I'll put the word out for anybody who wants an organ! ********** My name is also Kyle, im 14 years old and I relly love your van. I'll trade you my autogragh from Robin Williams. 'Im not sure how much it is worth, but if your intereste demail me back.Kyle Condie Do you know Robin Williams? Maybe we can get him to drive the cube van somewhere... ********** HI!! ill trade you 2 reels of 16mm film i d'ont know whats on it.I did not produce it either it may be older than me (40) or maybe older than you and me together comes with an old film case ...cheers No deal. ********** willing to trade 89 ford f350 crewcab 4x4 pickup truck for a house. Got a pic of this truck? As I always say, "full size or no size." ********** ill offer you a bunch of old laterns, about 6 in all the all work just needlatern oilAndrew no deal. ********** I offer one grand piano. It's a Collard and Collard from the late 1800's and it is made of rosewood. I've seen them selling for as high as $15000 USD when they're fully restored. In anticipation of your questions, yes it will fit in the cube van, but no I won't help you lift it. Steve Awesome. Where is it? ********** I saw you on G4! What a great idea! I was interested in trading you a carved egg, but I would have to trade you a egg for a used dentist drill. I have been carving eggs for about 7 years now and my husband recently took a trip and brought me a ostritch egg to carve, it will be my first ostritch egg I have ever carved and I found out a modified dentist drill is best for ostritch. By carved I mean I actually take a egg, engrave a image and cut into the egg for a see-through effect. For a trade offer to you I would find a ostritch egg, carve a paperclip (it would be large sized, not actual paper-clip size) and I would if you like, paint it red. I would even be willing to carve two of them so you can keep one for yourself, and the other be a autographed one from you to your trad-ee(or whatever they are called lol). I need a dentist drill though for this, so if you are at all interested, or you know someone who might be, please email me at your convieniance, thank you for your time and good luck and good hunting! sincerely , Christina Cudworth Wow, this is totally insane - in a good way. Do you have any pictures of you carving ostritch eggs with a dentist drill? I think there's a few people who'd like to see that! Gimmie a little while and I will send a pic, I have only carved chicken, this will be my first ostritch egg. But, I will send a picture as soon as I can of one! :) I will be carving this egg with overlapping feathers I think as the design, its gonna be fun or a crack up (cheap shot kneeslapper lol). Anyway, I will send a pic, I also have a emu egg in the reserves to carve, so whatever is more photogenic.For the trade for you I would custom carve the paperclip ones.I promise a few weeks and you'll get a pic. -Chris Cudworth my knee just got slapped. ********** okay, i'm a little reluctant, but you aparently need a laptop and i'm willing to trade you one for the cube van if you like the deal. its quite new and pretty spiffy *deep breath*; 15.4" screen, 60gig HD, 1.4ghz celeron processor, dvd burner, 4 usb ports, card reader, pci slot, VGA port, umm.... up to 3 hours battery life. i'll put in accessories as well - nexxtech webcam/microphone (clips to the screen, yay!) logitech optical mouse, studio headphones, power adapter, portable triple-outlet surge protecter (cause i'm paranoid >.>), dell all-in-one printer/scanner copier (alas, no cords though >.<). and a carrying case that'll hold it all. except the printer. its got buttloads of software and such, which i can keep on it or kill...... umm you can also have my soul, represented on a piece of paper and written in blood (if you really want it) and a jar of peanut butter. Kraft brand, and smooth (not crunchy). oh, i also have a slightly tattered oversized canadian flag (dont know exact dimensions, can estimate..... 10' x 6'?). it was hung from the government building in Nelson BC and i happened to be walking by when they were changing it ^.^ yes, all this for the cube van....hm, seeing as i'm offering my laptop, i probly wont need my desk lamp either. its a silver ikea lamp, you can have that too. I can't even begin to visualize all this stuff! But I am looking for a laptop to help with the project! ********** I will trade you a Second edition of “Of Mice and Men”. Second edition? ********** I will trade you one smilie faced magnet!! How big is it? ********** willing to trade 1 robosaipien and 25 magic the gathering card game rares of my choice. Yeah, no idea what language you're speaking here. ********** My name is Steven Myers.I offer to you in trade of the Cube Van a book about how the Great Pyramidwas built. it was built using water locks and the Great Pyramid is a WATERPUMP.If you are interested in this trade let me know. Our web site is below.Warm regards,Steven MyersPharaoh's Pump Foundation www.thepump.org Cool! An unlikely-for-me-to-take-the-offer-self-promotion offer! Radical! ********** will trade my lucky Cross Country spikes and my soul (a nice piece ofnotebook paper that says Stephen sold me his soul for the trip to Canada)for that nice trip to Canada.plus if u show up we'll have a nice barbeque at my house!!! Will it be a soul food barbeque? ********** For the cube van, I offer a red 1985 Toyota Celica convertible with an MP3 player, two broken windows, and no exhaust. (It's still fun as hell and they only made 4200 of them: nice ones go for $4000+ and a running/driving "project" like this one is still worth over $1000) Plus the novelty of driving a red convertible in winter. Which would play well with the audience at home. Anything drastically wrong with the cube van? If you don't want the Celica, I may be able to offer you a Lexus. A white 1990 ES250 with a brand new radiator and just barely 200k miles. (Toyota makes 'em. It'll run forever.) If you don't want either of them, I've got a 1989 Toyota VanWagon LE, fully loaded with the dual sunroofs and everything. Brakes are spongy and it leaks power steering fluid but apart from that, it's tip top. Anyhow, here's where it gets interesting. I'm a documentary filmmaker. In addition to that, there is a filmmaker from LA making a documentary film about me. While I'm a bit tied up with projects to cover the whole paperclip saga, I can shoot a bit of it, and there's a very good chance that it'd wind up being shot for the movie about me. Publicity, man. It is awesome. I will also write a theme song for the endeavor and give you all rights to it. I make cheezy electronic music. Dig it at www.economysuperstar.com . Why "Economy Superstar"? Cheap yet fabulous. That's me. I'm also a crack ace at Adobe Illustrator if you need any vector art. Also, I could talk to my brother. He's got an old Suzuki GS450 motorcycle painted like a taxicab that he might part with. I also know a dude who could bury you up to your ass in Subaru parts for that cube van. Come to think of it, he's got a pretty low mileage '89 Subaru GL (Loyale) wagon he'd willingly trade for the van. Custom job, the Subaru. Black with orange and white stripes. Tres chic. And he wears a hat with ear flaps. His name is Miles Fox, and I'm making a movie about him. Mark my words, you're gonna see him jump a Subaru with that same orange & white paint scheme over a row of police cars on Letterman one of these days. I can also include extras like an ungodly stack of seven or eight IBM Selectric typewriters (just like Hunter S. Thompson used), some great vintage modern furniture I've got (Kartell nesting tables, perhaps?) and rather quite a few garish Hawaiian shirts. I've got Casio keyboards and keytars. I've got lots of weird stuff. It's all my life is. Talk to me! -Tim Hansen 262-325-0346 Nothing wrong with the cube van. Typewriters huh? I think your offer for the documentary film might give some people some ideas... ********** I will make a short subject documentary film about ANYTHING in trade for the cube van. Trader has total artistic control and gets all rights to the movie. I shoot 3CCD Canon GL1 and might even get access to a 24p Panasonic DVX100A for this project. I've sent an e-mail. Looking forward to this! How about a documentary about people making trades for a cube van? Either that, or a documentary about porcupines. A documentary about porcupines would be real cool. ********** I will trade my younger brother for your van. He comes with a three month warranty and my permission to spank. Can he cut the cheese? ********** I will trade you my ipod video Any videos on it? Like, perhaps "Malone" starring Burt Reynolds? ********** one 1992 licoln towncar fully loaded, four door, and four new tires. Is it fully loaded with cheese? ********** i will give you a cooler full of cheese Its even cut! Did you cut the cheese? ********** i would like to offer you a smal human brain, 2 hacky sacks, a couch, a hammer, a small italian plumber and 6 and a half short norwegian men Do you have a picture of the six and a half short Norwegian men? I think we need to see this to believe it. ********** I'll give you my appendix! Nope. Body parts are out. ********** i will trade you a sign that says deliveries in the rear for your one cube van. Deal or no deal? Is the sign magnetic? ********** hey i think that is tottaly sweet. i will offer you a 55 inch tv,a xbox 360 with 5 games 3 wireless controllers dvd remote lether jacket worth 500 dollers a 50 grand jake We're you about to say 50 grand something...? ********** i`ll trade you a used roll of caution tape How used? ********** i will give you a trailor house it is 80x20 feet it is a 2000 model the interior is pretty nice it has a blue kitchen with dishwasher it still is on wheels so you can move it. my email is beavis69695@yahoo.com ah ah ah, wait a sec. This sounds like a trailer home to me. I'm tryin to get a house here! Whereabouts is this trailer home? ********** 1) i will offer 2 gigs of webspace and 20 gigs of transfer for 2 years with 1 domain name registration for 2 years 2) a fantasy dragon table 3) a oki c5100 business laser printer 4) a treo 600 with cracked lcd (but still works) for sprint network 5) a 2-3 man tent all of this, or just one of the 5 choices? ********** il trade you 1 lost enterprises energy drink and a picture of jesus christ Cool, I'm sure Jesus is thrilled. ********** Ill trade you an xbox 360 premium! Sounds ultra-extreme. Is it? ********** I have a 1914 airplaine used in World War II For real. Does it fly? I've got my pilot's license. ********** ill trade u a bag of nails and 5 bucks Nails, or spikes? ********** I will give you anything for your rarest things email me at Stevenonice@oponline.net From steven vinci What kind of rarest things? Like rare steaks? ********** I will trade you my world industries skateboard, my mazda RX7 savannah zipzap, and my algebra 1 book. What's a RX7 savannah zipzap? ********** Hello Kyle I have some items I would like to trade you for that awesome van. Just take a look at the list and if your interested in any of the items please let me know!! 1. A broken ps2 2. A game boy color with out the battery cover. 3. A game gear 4. A life size stand up poster thing of Wayne Gretzky 5. Battle field 2 for the PC. Hey I'lll trade you all these items for that sweet van if you want!! Is Gretzky broken too? ********** Sony Walkman CD player and GTA San Andres for ps2 and state of emergency for ps2 A Sony Walkman? That's gotta be worth a fortune at an antique shop. ********** My name is Alex, and i like your van. I will trade you my soul for it. What flavor is your soul? ********** Ill trade you a trip to disney world for the cube van. Cool. Email me with more details. ********** Ill trade you my Dads backhair,100 Yen and sliced cheese. -Steev D. Sliced cheese? Not cut cheese? You're not making this very easy here. ********** For you my friend, I offer up...1. 60$ cash.2. One gameboy sp.3. My fender strat with a "join the dar kside sticker".4. A super NES with 10 games. (you may pick which ones you like from me.)5. My undying gratitude.6. Blank CDs. (10)and 7. A tour of my town with the cube van. What town? Bishkek? ********** I will trade you a 2003 jet black CB drumset! Including allnew evans g2 drum heads. All Zildjian cymbals. 22'' ride 18'' crash NEW 18'' china 12'' crash and a set of 14'' hi-hats. And $100 dollars. Is the $100 in pennies? Ten thousand pennies would definitely help your case. ********** i will give u 2 empty coke cans and a doller for the van. Nick, Edgewater,MD Cube van. Not just a van. ********** I will trade one rotten red tomate Sounds delicious. Will you take a bite of it for me first? ********** My husband! Does he smell like lavender? ********** i'mm offer you a pool table. Machanical, Does it have balls? ********** i will trade you my ps2, gamecube, nitendo DS, psp and xbox 360 and will throw in the 48 in. t.v aswell as all of the games for the systems..no joke...and my sister. Can she play video games? ********** I cant trump a breifcase full of sliced cheese with question marks on it.... But I can offer a bottle of Bacardi 151 with a Bacardi Rum & Coca-cola(Labeled) mug. I can't believe it took this long. Finally, an offer for overproof rum. ********** i am offering you an auto graphed lacrosse ball. signed by 7 members of the Boston Cannons lacrosse team. including David Evans who is one of the fastest shots in the major league game with recorded shots of 104 mph. Okay, maybe. But only if David Evans will put a dent in the side of the cube van with it. The cube van needs a 104 mph dent. ********** I will offer you a fully working 1983 chevy chevette, an Xbox, Sega Genesis, and a tub full of comics (approx 1500) including atleast 20 of them from the early 60's. You kicked ass on AOTS. -Dwayne Deziel Thanks dude. Did you say TUB full of comics? ********** I'll give you a custom logo design for the truck - check out previous logos done by me:http://logodesign.baach.de Shameless advertising! Cool! ********** ill trade a norma jean shirt for the cube vankyle oshawa ontario canada Is it autographed by Billie Jean King or Micheal Jackson? ********** ok heres YOUR choice........one red, green, white, pink, yellow, and blue paper clip {one of each color} or TWO count them TWO red paper clips Are the paperclips arranged like a rainbow? ********** Ha dont think the value is the same but I will give it a shot how bout and Xbox 360 with three games and a Ps2 with about 20? Maybe I can crush the Xbox and the Ps2 and then trade the crushed wreckage a la these guys. ********** for the cube van i offer...a topps star wars trading card from 1977 (yellow card) #187 "Threepio and friend".this card was mis-cut by the factory. the top part of threepio's head is chopped off and the bottom of the card has a portion of card #188 (i persume) showing. Am I the only person who thinks of Cheerios every time I hear the word Threepio? ********** I will trade you a Peavey 5150 tube head and cab along with the following..... 1. Full set of 1988 Jeep Wrangler Wheels and tires 2. One "rusty" wider weight bench with barbells 3. One vintage Bug Zapper 4. One industrial sized window Air conditioner 5. 3 bicycles of 70's vintage 6. 3 slighty used college couches 7. one queen sized bed 8. 2 hand crafted plywood tables used for dinning and card playing 9. one festivus pole 10. One Coors light from a party on Sep. 8th 2005 11. One Very Used Ping Pong Table 12. One half brick of bottle rockets 13. Tire Iron 14. One set of Crutches 15. 2 Ball State University Health center Free condoms 16. One Potatoe Cannon 17. 2 airsoft pistols 18. One thousand five hundred dollars worth used College Business textbooks 19. A burned copy of Creed "human clay" 20. One slighty soiled 70's beer soaked area rug. five generations of college wear. 21. One Used Office Chair 22. One full size Headboard 23. One rebuilt Dimondback response mt. Bike "1 gear" 24. 1984 Vintage Sherwood home entertainment system 25. One Bicycle rack possibly stolen from BSU 26. One Light up Mickey's malt liquor sign 27. One Backgammon Set 28. One 5 gallon Gatorade water cooler 29. One pair of Boxing Gloves 14oz 30. The contents of one college fridge one date of delivery 31. One Framed Keystone light Plaque 32. One pair addidas superstars size 9 heavily used 33. One Party at Our residence on day of delivery "Open Bar" and Thong contest 34. One Decent Epiphone SG electric Guitar 35. Last and Not Least we will drive all of this stuff in the cubevan back to your house. "you pay for gas =)" 36. One "At dawn we break" concert in venue provided by you 37. One casset copy of crisscross totally crossed out 38. One parrot used for Pirate Halloween costume 39. One 300 level "A" research Paper 40. One original Stevito Sculpture 41. A part in my next movie 42. One Dinner with slutty college girls at the "Retreat" 43. Tickets for one year to all Ball State Sporting Events 44. One Delta Tau Delta Pledge Book Shh....don't tell them 45. Random freshman girls underwear left after party 46. One No Parking anytime sign from the city of Tron 47. One homemade TV Stand 48. One Sharp Cinemaslect TV 42" 49. Misc. Box of Cables 50. A shit ton of christmas ligths 51. Two small dorm fridges 52. One Box set Star Wars Trilogy DVD 53. Offering all the meaningless stuff in your college house "Priceless" My brain can't understand this. Do you have a picture of it all, preferably in alphabetical order? ********** For youre cube van I'll give you an xbox with 3 games, a ps2 with 8 games, a pack of ciggarettes, a 400 dollar leather coat, a space heater, a composite hunting bow with ajustable 80lb draw wieght, a 16 inch color tv, boston micromedia systems speakers with a subwoofer. and a 1903 penny with a indian on the front and wheat on the back. my email address is eva_unit_01@sbcglobal.net what type of cigarettes? ********** Hey ill trade you a custom black computer with blew light down the front for the Cube Van. A blew light? Is it windy there? Are you in Chicago? ********* I will trade you 1 briefcase, with a oversized question mark on it. And inside that briefcase, 1 red pen, and 1 red paper clip. Plus I will throw in my unborn child and my 2 year old daughter. No deal. The oversized question mark is kinda irrelevant since you just told me what's inside the briefcase. Oh, and I'm not interested in trading Fords for kids - born or unborn. ********** I have a box full of bootleg dvd concerts, about 30 or so they all are with custom made covers and disk art. all are hard rock and metal. Also in the box is the complete Beverly hills 90210 TV series on 56 dvd's. plus a few other surprises. Is one of the surprises a boot? Or a leg? ********** hey ill trade a 1943 silver pinny for something anyone want to trade email deltaforceusa4@ayhoo.com or IM/PM me. o and ill trade it for the cube van to if you will trade?? Is it a shiny pinny? ********** I offer you my soul.I will write on a index card,Sams Soul there foryou will own me for ever and eternity for your cube can, Get back to me. Huh, one cube van for one sam's soul. It's got a nice ring to it. ********** a empty beer can and a full one of your choice how big is the can of beer? ********** I will give you a leather bound century+ old german bible owned by Bishop Charles Vogel!!!! Is it rawhide? I like rawhide. ********** I wil giv u a briefcase with a big ? on top for the cubevan. what colour is the ? ********** My mom is selling authentic african jewlery. People love the stuff. I doubt you can get any from other people. Hurry up on the offer, people are buying it all, we only have like 13 pieces left. Like, cool. And by cool I mean hot. ********** I offer a briefcase full of cheese. What type? I like Rochefort, Gruyere, and goat. ********** I Will trade you a 1920 bank safe owned by Henry T Ford and an old dukes of hazzard t.v. tray from 1980 both old and worth alot. tuscumbia alabama anybody want to trade for it call 256- 383-3383 Leons Auto Repair Okay, here's a good chance to let everybody know that I'm VERY interested in getting an original Dukes of Hazzard Charger. If you have an original Dukes of Hazzard Charger, let me know.... ********** I trade my left kidney... seriously Sorry champ, no body parts. Except tattoos. Yes, tattoos are body parts. ********** 10 classic 8 tracks featuring bands like the guess who and other rockers.A dvd of 12 monkeys and a dvd of The Avengers. Rockers. I like rockers. Especially in 8 track form. ********** I will trade for a leather bound hardback book of christ published in 1873 and written in german that used to belong to Bishop Charles Vogel. And as an added bonus my Jseus wood. What's Jesus wood? ********** This may not seem to great at first, but hear me out. I'm ready to trade the "Pirate Special." What's this? Well, it's a stylish black plastic dvd case with two discs inside. One disc contains a trial version of Adobe Photoshop and a program that allows you to update it to a full version for free. That's a $200 dollar value. But wait there's more. On the other disc is two programs, and instructions, that work in tandem to burn copyrighted dvds. If you have a dvd burner on your computer all you have to do is put in a blank dvd, and the price of dvds suddenly goes from over $20 to just around $.50. Depending on how into movies you are, this can save you somewhere in the thousands of dollars. Plus it can change, or all together remove, regions. So if you have a Japanese dvd and an American dvd player you can make them work together. Does it come with an eye patch and skull and crossbones flag? ********** trade a camaro .. needs paint and carberater work (choke is freaky)other than paint and choke it's an awesome car. Does it come with enough hood to fit a giant eagle decal? ********** I would like to offer you one Geo Prism in exchangefor your cube van. Now there are several things youneed to know about this car. First off is thatmonetarily this is a BAD TRADE. Although it runswell, and the engine is in rather good condition, thecar is totaled due to an incredibly huge dent on thepassenger side of the vehicle. Second, as you canimagine, there is very little funtential in a totaledcar. However, I'm not merely trading the car, butalso one hard copy of my blog leading up to the event,one signed confirmation proving that the events tookplace as I've stated, and the legal rights to thestory, excluding my right to reprint it. Now you maybe saying to yourself, 'Cars get hit everyday, what'sso special about this one?' Well, the key is my blog. I can't really due justice to the story here, thebest thing is to just read my blog:http://blog.360.yahoo.com/c_jinnettI suggest you start at my first entry, don’t worrythere‘s not too many entries, but the important one isthe entry for, October 23, 2005. There are a fewafterwards that also fit in with the accident as wellas a couple leading up to it.The skeptic in me says that what happened is merely acoincidence; however the mystic in me says thatthere's nothing mere about coincidence, thateverything happens for a reason. I also believe thatI saw your interview on G4 for a reason. I don't knowwhat will happen but it never hurts to try, right? Interesting. What colour is the Geo Prism? It's a dark purple, I call it plum, but it has little sparkly things in the paint that catch the light every once in a while. Plum is just peachy! ********** ok hi my names dan scott its 3:30 here i saw you on attack of the show then read your hole site. your amazing and if you do this i will declair you my personal hero. i am one of thoughs people that doesnt beleave in heros so its a honor. ok im a pore a collage student at emu so i dont have much but im going to do my best to get that truck. ill trade for your truck. 2 cans of silver floss sauerkraut 1 teenage mutant ninja turtles 2 movie on vhs 1 2006 sports illustrated swim suit callender 1 and 3/4 packs of sweet tarts shockers 1 phychology book 1 micro economics book 1 pack of paper mate pens 1 hulk 7/11 insulated cup its really big 1 kind of broke little drink umbrella 1 rubber meat cleaver with dried up fake blood on it. 1 old poster ive had sence i was like 8 of a girl in a swim suit. 1diablo 2 game. 1 bussnes card i got trick or treating years back. its for a condo rental place in Orlando hasnt left my wallet sence i got it except to show it to people. 1 quisnos sub card with count them 6 stamps at 10 you get 5 bucks off a meal. the shirt im wearing when/if the deal happens ill let my friend pick it out you might get my best shirt might get my worse. wile im at it ill through in the pants to. ALL OF THE HAIR ON MY HEAD. ill let you shave my head put all the hair in a bag and traid it away. its kind of long and curly for a guy. ok now you might say this is a lot of stuff but added up its not a truck. as i see it though you got a truck from a paper clip if you trade this you could have like 10 trucks it is a crazy amount of stuff i dont know your the master. any ways hope to hear back your fan dan scott and yes this was a real offer. Okay, maybe. But I'll throw in a spellchecker with the cube van if I go for it. ********** so heres my offer, a regular paper clip.. What does that mean, regular? ********** I offer you, up to 300 pounds in alreaddy popped popcorn... great for bathing Will it fit in the cube van? If not, no deal. ********** a house that came with my sisters barbie set Does it include barbie? Or at least Ken? Now that he's single this might just work. ********** haha , noobs , he will trade me as I offer him not 100 , not 200 , not 400!!! but 500 red paper clips for the cube van so you can get 500 more cube vans. 500 red paper clips! , 500 red paper clips! and the offer includes a bonus , the bonus is : 20 yellow paper clips , 20 blue paper clips , 20 pink paper clips and 20 green paper clips. Take this offer , not found anywhere ( I think ). Bonus paperclips eh? Hmmm, you might be onto something. ********** ONE RARELY USED PAINTBALL GUN! How rarely? ********** i'll trade you a robosapian!!! What's that? Sounds creepy. ********* I WILL GIVE YOU A ICE CREAM CONE sugar or waffle? ********* hmm... how about a synthetic remington 870 shotgun. only about 3 months old. its even drawn blood(from a duck)! No guns. Sorry chief. But kudos on the duck hunt. ********* I offer you my personal computer for your cube van! It's quite fast (athlon XP 2ghz, 2gig of ram, 80G HD), offer will include a 15" LCD monitor, a DVD burner, keyboard, mouse, and speakers. Fun! does it come with all the cables? ********* I will offer you one spyder victor paintball gun. For whatever is up for trade now. It's a cube van. Do you want a cube van? ********* ********* I have a red paper clip I'll trade?! Are you aure about that? Looks like you're asking a question. Let me know if you're serious. ********* ill trade you my traxxas 1/10 scale electric remote control car. it has a 12 turn team orion havok motor in it, it also has a duratrax streak ESC in it. W/ proline snake eye tires. I have no idea what you're talking about. ********** I will offer you my lucky shirt which is a white reebok shirt with a hole in it. The day i bought and wore it, I played foosball and won every game. I also won all my poker games. I also got a 72% on my geography test ( i know not alot but I'm not the brightest kid in the world). Well i trust you that you shall make a the proper decision.! Cool, I got 72% on a geography test once. 72% ain't half bad. ********** OK the pink paper crown & my P.E. uniform. Whoa, hold on now. Are we talking the pink paper crown? ********** I'll trade you a 2001 toyota tundra Email me a picture. And some way to contact you. And maybe an evite to something special or something like that too... ********** I will trade you 1 USED snowboard, one 1 USED skateboard /w trucks andwheels, 1 USED snaredrum, and 1 USED gremlin Guitar. All things are useibleand i am 100% serious about recieveing this cube van. i need some sort ofcar. got any NEW stuff? ********** I will offer you One Paper Bag filled with Pepsi Cans, lol, u r getting a great deal with all of these trades Can I drive the cans to Michigan and get 10 cents back for each of them? ********** ill trade u a weeks supply of cheese A week? As in half a fortnight? ********** how bout a magic 8 ball Ask the magic 8 ball this, then get back to me with the answer: "Should Kyle take this offer?" ********** ill give you and edgar allen poe action figure still in its package. PICTURES! ********** I got the brifcase with the question mark! and it fits in another one! and tis Black!!! Okay, here's the deal: if you can find someone who has something rad and wants your briefcase with the question mark on it, I'll trade the cube van for your briefcase. ********** I will offer you a cosmo kramer picture lol! Is a picture of kramer standing on a coffee table? Or a briefcase? ********** I will trade you a maplestory account for that one cube van lol.. Part of me wants to google maplestory. The other part doesn't. Should I? ********** It's a '79 928 5 speed approx 87Kmi. Black with tan+green int. The hard news is that tho it runs great, at the moment it's a bit dismantled as I wait on getting a torque tube (aka driveshaft) rebuilt. Tim How long till it'll be mantled again? .....Have you ever waited on a brother-in-law for something? Sometimes stereotypes ARE valid! I may have it re-mantled when I have a week off in February....I gave him the part of the driveshaft that had splines machined in it to be reground.....he's a tool and die guy. It's also available "as is" naturally! Tim Yeah, the re-mantlage of the porsche is kinda the thing that has to happen for me to even consider this as a trade option ********* I will trade you a briefcase with a big black question mark with different kinds of sliced cheese that has been vacuum sealed with a budgie cord holding down the case. What's a budgie cord? Is it for keeping your pet budgie in its cage or something? ********** Like I said, I will trade you a blender that is 7yrs older than me. It was given to my mother as a wedding gift. We wouldn't mind if we didn't have it. We don't use it that much and sooner or later I will hurt myself with the old blade. Its make is Osterizer and it has all of its original pieces. Is the highest setting 'Frappe'? I think I had the same one when I was a kid. Frappe is wild. Like, eggs shooting out the small opening on the top lid wild. ********** hey i will trade you the cube van for the complete Darkman Trilogy on DVD. I never knew there was a darkman trilogy. This is very interesting indeed. ********** I will offer...a hairy monkey doll with boxing gloves on...on the gloves it sais "you knock me out" Can you send me a video of the hairy monkey knocking you out with "Mama said Knock You Out" by LL Cool J as the soundtrack? This will make it much easier for me to decide. ********** i offer the cube van for my 100% homegrown urine(for drug test purposes) Depending on the person, this could be very valuable indeed. If you're a strung out drug user and want this urine so you can keep working at WalMart, let me know - I can get it for you. ********** i will trade you 100 cans of vienna sausages for the one cube van or one big suitcase within a smaller suitcasse/ with a giant red ? on it? DEAL OR NO DEAL???????? Send me a picture! I need to see the size of this question mark before I make any decision. ********** how about an official 2004 world series champions mini poster in frame with a pic of alcs MVP and score board with all fotr scores or a blue lava lamp. hmm, can you unscrew the top of the lava lamp and fit the mini poster inside? ********** I will trade you a nintendo 64 for the van. ill trade only because I saw you on attack of the show and I hope you get your house. GOOD LUCK!!! Sweet. And Thanks. Does the N64 include Mario Kart 64? ********** I will give u one old K Swiss Shoe filled with pistachio's and a burned c/d filled with spice girls songs! ha try and beat that Are we talking red pistachios? ********** Aright, I'll trade you my USED "Oust airfresher can" for the cubevan.Here is a pic - NOT the official picture but it looks that same.http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/79854/200.jpg Enticing, to say the least. Enticing. ********** I will trade you my 96 Volvo w/ jumper cables, and 2 large roles of grade A duct tape. How many miles? - of duct tape that is. Living one year in my house, w/ the 96 volvo, 3 giant rolls of grade A duct tape, Tim the enchater hat (from monty python holy grail movie), and a jar of random coins. Another roll of duct tape? Are you insane? ********** I offer you my stephen king biography that is due tommorow. And it is also going to be used for a speech. Does it include Stephen King? I think it'd be cool to trade a cube van for Stephen King. ********** I will give you sliced cheese and breifcases with ? marks on them Both? Surely you can't be serious. ********** A Semi truck Yes, I'll trade you. Email me back with your contact info if you wanna do this. ********** i will give you a breif case with a smaller breif cace in it!!! Smaller briefcase: giant question mark or no question mark? This is VERY important. ********** i am branden voss from lake city florida Choice. I assume that's your offer for the cube van. And let me tell you something Branden Voss from Lake City Florida, it's a dang good one. ********** I'll trade ya my black guitar covered in bumper stickers and three strings for the van. Dark Blessings, Tripp What do the bumper stickers have printed on them? Holy crap I can't believe you replied! One of them says "In Goth We Trust," and one says "We are the many born, we are the immortal," and the last one (on the back) is for a local band called THC. I can also throw in an amp that just stopped working, I don't know why it kicked the bucket, I went to turn it on and no matter what I do to any of the knobs the same low pitched rumbley sound comes out. A broken amp! Radical! ********** I offer you a brief case of cut cheese Was it you who cut the cheese? ********** man, i've got a 10gigg hard drive and a 2gigg hard drive to trade, think about it... dont get caught with the "had i known" syndrome. Iyare 12 giggs. Will you throw in 12 eggs to sweeten the deal? ********** I have a trade that you cannot refuse. Are you ready? I will trade you, one...red...paperclip for the cube van. I think its a pretty good deal, let me know what you think. one red paperclip, eh? Is it a lefty or a righty? Uh...its called a refty. It can be a lefty, then you can flip it upside down to become a righty. See, theres only one made in the world. I even used brasso and made it shine. An offer you cant refuse!! So this refty paperclip is a one-of-a-kind thing eh? ********** Okay dude, My name is Ryan Reid. I live at 4002 Dry Creek rd in Medford, Oregon (97504) and i have a sweet deal for that van. Pac-Man Fever the record. Yes, this super awesome collectors item has such hits as "Pac-Man fever," Do The Donkey Kong," "The Defender," and "Ode to a Centipede." I mean you dont need a stupid old van, You do however need a sweet record with maps to all the levels of the origional Pac Man game on it. Think about it, you know its the right choice. I'll be waiting to hear you say yes, Ryan Reid The Defender and Ode to Centipede? Are you sure about this Ryan? I don't want to rip you off. Seriously. By the way, Medford is my most favorite place in the world besides Spokane to stop and buy Hamm's beer. ********* this offer isnt bigger but it could be better to alot of people! im offering an electric guitar that i will have tuned properly with a portable battery powered amp and a 10 foot patch cord! ill even teach you how to play a song so you can teach it to who ever takes the trade!!! Will it fit in the cube van? Or is it one of those oversized electric guitars like the one at the Hard Rock Cafe in Vegas? ********** http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1846447&ok=true This lady somehow got a 7' boa trapped inside her Subaru this weekend. She can't get it out. She's in Los Angeles. This will probably be the best trade if you can manage it while you are here. -Mike Man, I gotta get a laptop. I didn't check my email till I got back to Montreal. Look what I missed out on! Anybody out there got a laptop they wanna get rid of? ********** A Childs Laughter ("the greatest gift of all" must be a half decent trade)

Hmm, interesting. Now about the child's laughter - will it be a chortle or a guffaw? ********** Send your trade offer to: oneredpaperclip@gmail.com