offers for one KISS snow globe

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These offers are for one KISS snow globe. If you want to make a trade for any of these items listed below, PLEASE MAKE ME AN OFFER FOR THE ONE YOU WANT! It will be very easy for me to choose which of the below items to take if my next trade is already lined up! Thanks - Kyle. BE CREATIVE! I'm not holding out for any offer in particular and I don't expect to get a house for one KISS snow globe. However, my offer still stands that I will trade one KISS snow globe for a REAL General Lee - which I'm sure we can all agree will be the best intermediate trade item of all time. Ever.

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OFFERS FOR ONE KISS SNOWGLOBE
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I kind of piggy backed off your idea. I traded 10 points in a cribbage game for a banana. Traded the banana for a screwdriver that I traded for a can of soup. That can of soup was traded for a light that attaches to a mixing console. I traded the light for a microphone, then traded that for a better mic. (An Audio Technica MB4K Midnight Blues Condensor mic) I would like to trade this mic for your snow globe.

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I will offer you either:
-An autographed Super Dave Osborne show ticket
-Unused, near mint baseball tickets: 1st game at Exhibition Place (1977) and last game at Exhibition Place (1988)
-Collection of specialty Coke cans (empty. approximately 30 from around the world - Japan, New Zealand, Spain - as well as Canadian hockey teams, Blue Jays 1994 World Series)
-Or all of the above

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Dear Kyle, I'm not here to hate on how you Canadians value trinkets and how you barter pelts and beads like they taught me in some class; I'm here to make you a serious offer. Since my own brother is a die-hard KISS fan, and not one of those stick-your-tongue-out and paint whiskers on your face kind, more like the kind that wears tight pants and sleeps with countless women and rocks crazy hard, I need to get him the snow globe as a graduation present. He graduates from the Sorbonne in the fall, I can't tell you what he does, because I don't know. Papier-Mache maybe (that sounds kind of french). But as consideration for this great and powerful KISS snow machine, I am offering you a job. "A job?" I can hear you say. " A motherf'ing job?" I know you started this quest for a house, but along the way maybe you can roll up the old sleeves and work for a while, or get one of our unemployed brethren to rectify what wrongs life has put upon him/her. Say, for instance, somewhere in the world, there was this cat. And he has a house but no job. And he doesn't want the house, but is scared to look for a job. Well then here is the answer. I offer you a job at my restaurant, Little Havana, see: www.littlehavanas.com. What kind of job? What kind of restaurant? The good kind. And I will throw in one of our Havana T-shirts too. The spot is located on the water in Baltimore, Maryland. It is a big place with diverse clientele. A good place to throw back some booze. It is an excellent job and for a young man in your position in these uncertain times, it might be the answer you are looking for. So give it a shot. Trade that snow globe for financial security. You can tell Corbin Bernsen there is room for him here too. Let me know, Marc

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I dunno man, I think you took a few steps back with that last trade! I'll throw the belts on the table again, but I'm reducing my offer to 500 belts!!!! Here's pics of the belts and a little office fun… www.cocobelt.blogspot.com.

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Hey there, I made a suitcase a while back.. I painted it, and collaged it, and took it to something like 38 states while I was on tour... but I don't need it anymore. I put it up on the free section of craigslist, and have gotten some amazing offers for it... so I figured before I let it go I should offer it to you. I don't really need a kiss snowglobe, but some people really want my suitcase. It has eyes, and lips, and you can fit many a thing in it! you can even travel to your next trade with your stuff in it! I think you're amazing! later, Nicole...:)

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Hello Kyle, I was a big fan of Kiss when I was in High School. I remember by friend Doug Elliott and I would listen to LP's of Kiss for hours. Doug pursued his music career being the bass player for the Odds and now is the bass player for Colin James. I would trade you the Kiss Snow Globe for a Stars Wars Trilogy Special Edition collector's Set (VHS). It contains the following:

1. Star Wars Trilogy Special Edition videos in original theatrical letterbox format.
2. Exclusive behind-the-scenes presentation on The Making of the Special Edition.
3. Reproductions of the Star Wars Trilogy posters.
4. A 64 page Collector's book.
5. Pewter Medallion Keepsake of the Star Wars Logo.
6. Specially mounted 35mm film strip which contains five consecutive frames.

This Box Set has never been opened so I am hoping a Star Wars fan would appreciate the quality of this item. I would send the Kiss Snow Globe to Doug Elliott because I have enjoyed his music since he left Jasper.

Kevin Lazzari - Jasper, Alberta - www.onebluepaperclip.com

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Kyle, like many, I'm concerned you may have stumbled w/a year's free rent to a KISS Snowglobe. I'd like to see you on your way again and make this offer in that spirit: ONE: screenplay writing package, including 4-dvd set and ebook Retail: $199.95 plus shipping from Million Dollar Screenwriting. ACTUAL value? There's a reason we call it MILLIONDOLLARscreenwriting.com. I will also NOT put the globe up on ebay, but will try to trade it. Thanks "A Million", Chris Soth

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Hey Kyle, I heard about your project on KROQ last month. I didn't really have a use for a place in Phoenix or an afternoon with Alice Cooper, but when I found out about you traded for that glitter globe I stopped in my tracks. I've been collecting snow globes quite a while now and this is the kind of thing I could totally use in my collection. Not only do I want the KISS snow globe, I need it! (For reference, and I say this knowing full well it makes me sound like a total schmo, I'm the actor who was on LA LAW and in the Major League movies - and yes, those will go on the tombstone, I'm sure - Here lies Arnie Becker and Roger Dorn.) Well, I've been redirecting that potential by making movies lately with my company Public Media Works. We completed our first film last year called Carpool Guy - www.carpoolguy.com . My company makes movies specifically for fanbases. So this movie was made for Soap Opera fans.

My offer for the snow globe is a credited speaking role in one of our upcoming films, Donna on Demand. I'll throw in a round trip ticket from anywhere in the world to the shooting location and will provide room and board for the actor/actress for the duration of their stay - per our need to have them there and take care of meals etc. If whoever you trade with doesn't quite fit the bill for a character in the film, we will write a speaking role based on their character into the film. We will also compensate them according the the union agreements we have in place for that film. So there it is, a Role in a Movie (sometime during the next year) I hope this generates some activity for you, either upward toward the house or lateral move for position.
Corbin Bernsen
President Public Media Works

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Hello Kyle, I am currently the President of the ITMSA (www.itmsa.ca), Information Technology Management Student Assosication, at Ryerson University and it has come to my attention that you have in your possesion a kiss snow glow with variable speeds. This is something that the ITM student at Ryerson deem to be in high demand. We are willing to give up our ITM mascot, the Dragon Head himself, in return for the Kiss Snow Globe. Attached is a picture of the mascot in action during our latest parade and picnic. Please take this trade into consideration as the ITM student body is serious about making this trade happen. I look forward to hearing from you soon. Regards, Mark Do Couto

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Hello Kyle, My name is Steve De Chellis and I'm a game designer living in New Milford Connecticut, USA. I'm willing to trade you one of my very limited edition copies of my game Quadrovex for the Snow Globe. You can see pictures of the game by visiting www.boardgamegeek.com and doing a search for "Quadrovex". The original intent was to produce 50 hand made copies out of marble with signed and numbered wooden boxes but after making the first 20 copies I found another game was already using the name so I had to change it. I then found a publisher so I stopped making copies. So, I'm offering you the last hand made copy made of the game made in exchange for the KISS snow globe.

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I really used to enjoy my trips to Montreal to watch the Expos play their very special brand of baseball and eat french fries with gravy and cheese on them while drinking LaBatt Blue. I feel bad that Les Expos are no longer around, so I am going to allow you to choose from 3 (three!) offers for your lovely snow globe.

#1 - An autographed photo of baseball hereo, and Mr. Steroids himself, Jose Canseco.
Jose was my favorite player as a kid, and I was psyched when he joined the Expos. I was much less psyched when he was cut from the team a few weeks later...

#2 - A very large box of baseball cards.
There are many cards in here from the golden age of baseball card collecting, the late 80's and early 90's. I will be sure to include cards of many great Expos who got away, like Larry Walker, Marquis Grissom, and Delino Deshields.

#3 - A family pack of tickets to see the Richmond Braves.
Since the Expos are no longer with us, and I live in Virginia anyway, I now root for another awesome team - the Richmond Braves. I would like for you to have the opportunity to see my new hometown team. Much like the Expos, all of their good players end up with other teams (especially the Atlanta Braves, for some reason). The family pack includes 4 General Admission Tickets, 4 hot dogs, and 4 12oz sodas.

Jeff Hanson - www.jhanson.com

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Hi Kyle, My name is Kurt and I am one of the owners of ESKnives My brother is a huge KISS fan, and the snow globe would be a great present for him. I will trade you a hand forged Bushido katana and a $200 gift certificate to www.ESKnives.com. The katana is 100% hand forged. It has a Razor sharp, fully functional blade made of high-carbon steel. It is has full tang, also known as being "live". The handle has an authentic ray skin wrap, and it has a 2-tone zinc alloy guard. The blade fits perfectly into a high lacquered finished scabbard with a rounded kuikata w/ shitodome fitting. There is also a sateen sword bag and a cleaning kit. Most hand forged katanas like this one sell for well over $500 if you can find a local smith to make them, and I have seen much lower quality ones for well over $3500 in stores. We have a smith that we work with that can make one special for this deal to match the one in the attached picture, and I’ll throw in the gift certificate for an extra kicker. Are you interested? Talk to you soon. Kurt

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I have a 16ft fiberglass trihull ski /fishing boat without a motor I will trade. It has a trailer I have just refinished it and painted it camo. New seats new wiring new astro turf. It is there for the trading if interested. I took the motor and controller off. Peace steve - Campus Minister - Park Chapel Christian Church

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I would have offered you my 2002 Saturn (in perfect working condition with low km's) for a year's rent in Phoenix, but since all you have is a KISS snow globe, here goes:

1 Large Tim Horton's coffee (dressed as you please)
1 Tim Horton's apple OR blueberry fritter
1 Set of McDonald's miniature replica NHL trophies (including Stanley Cup) WITH STAND!

Good luck, man. Despite recent stumbles in judgement there are many of us wishing you succeed.

Cheers, Andrew.

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Hi Kyle, My name is Dave Leroux. I am a retired movie star. My offer isn't worth much financially but the publicity you'll get trading with me is priceless! I've acted in a number of blockbuster hits including MVP 2 (Most Verticle Primate 2), Slapshot 2, and Airbud 4: 7th Inning Fetch. I am offering you Original DVD copies of MVP 2 and Slapshot 2 for the KISS Snow Globe. I am a HUUUUUUGE KISS Fan. I Hope you consider my offer. I'll even autograph the DVDs! I have included a picture proving that I am the biggest KISS fan EVER! I'm the one wearing the Singapore shirt! -Dave Leroux P.S. I,m the cat. Meowwww


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Kyle, I have a trade offer for you: I will trade you three professionally done eNthems for your new item up for trade - the kiss motorized globe! give it a try, I think this can be huge!!! I really want to see you succeed man, I have a lot of respect for guys like you! Anyways, I think that would make a great trade, but of course you're the man and you decide! Hopefully you will accept my trade offer! Talk to you soon, Stan

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Hi Kyle, OK i will try to help I will trade you a guitar that has a red white and blue flag on it. It is very cool looking. It is on a body that looks like a Fender Telecaster. Hope this might help you on your journey. I love what your doing. I am a musician that is trying to get the Inclusion Tour going. That is the Inclusion of all handicapped people. You can read my blog about it on www.myspace.com/bobgrecoband OK let me know, Peace Bob Greco www.bobgrecoband.com