one red paperclip - Pokemon style

If I were to imagine the most ridiculous, and therefore awesome, way to describe how I traded from one red paperclip to a house, it would be exactly like this:

Yep, exactly like that. Right down to the shiny suits, animated pelican, and pair of mascots. Things were pretty out of hand around here so far, but I feel this clip raises the bar considerably. Thank you Japan. Thank you for being so awesome.