offers for one afternoon with Alice Cooper

**IMPORTANT**

These offers are for one afternoon with Alice Cooper. If you want to make a trade for any of these items listed below, PLEASE MAKE ME AN OFFER FOR THE ONE YOU WANT! It will be very easy for me to choose which of the below items to take if my next trade is already lined up! Thanks - Kyle. BE CREATIVE! I'm not holding out for any offer in particular and I don't expect to get a house for one afternon with Alice Cooper. However, my offer still stands that I will trade one afternoon with Alice Cooper for a REAL General Lee - which I'm sure we can all agree will be the best intermediate trade item of all time. Ever.

********** OFFERS FOR ONE AFTERNOON WITH ALICE COOPER ********** Hi Kyle, I have been racking my brain to come up with "the offer of all offers", but alas, I find that the best I can do is offer my 57 inch TV with surround system that I purchased less than 1 year ago. It's the only thing I own free and clear. If I owned a home, I would give it to you Kyle - lock, stock, and barrel just to spend one afternoon with Alice Cooper. I'm a 47 year old Alice Cooper junkie and Alice was huge when I was in high school in the 70's. My older brother and I use to steal each other's Alice albums - he had one, I'd have another - it was great! I've followed Alice Cooper's career ever since. Being the only girl of the family (I had 3 brothers), my mother would not let me attend concerts, although my brothers were allowed, so I saw my first Alice Cooper show in October of 2001 in NJ. My son (age 19) bought the tickets for me as a birthday present - WOW! I couldn't talk for three days!!! We went again the following October - same effect! Now I have always hoped that one day I would get to meet Alice Cooper to thank him for the many years of entertainment he has brought, and continues to bring to my life, but I have to say, Kyle, you have a daunting task with all the great offers that have been made, to have to choose only one. I have to honestly say that if I were you, my offer would rank kind of low on the totem pole - but that's OK. My 17 year old daughter asked me how would I live with myself if I didn't throw my "top hat" into the ring and try? She's right - so there it is! I offer my 57 inch TV with the awesome surround sound system that I watch my Alice Cooper DVD's on for one afternoon with Alice Cooper - it will sure look great in the living room of your house when you get it!! I can't wait to see what offer wins Wednesday night! Thanks - this has been great fun! Jacci ********** Kyle, for one afternoon with Alice Cooper I will offer you a Kiss snow globe. This is an electric snow globe and it lights up and has a motor to automatically make it "snow". This is a big snow globe. I also have the original box it came in.(see pics) The globe and the box are in mint condition. Mark ********** Hi Kyle, Before I make my offer, I would like to give you some background on why this means so much to me. I took my son to his first concert for his 9th birthday. You guessed it, we saw Alice Cooper. Matthew loved all his music from back in the day so it was only natural. Matt is now 14 and I have taken him to see Alice every year since. His bedroom looks like Cooper central with various items from shows, stores, and EBay. Last year, I was fortunate enough to purchase tickets with a meet and greet package. My son actually got to meet Alice and have his guitar signed by the legend himself! You have no idea what a Mother feels when she sees the look of elation in their childs eyes. At that moment in time, I was the best Mom in the entire world - yes I was!!! My son will be starting high school in the fall and that is when kids begin to pull away from their parents. Before that happens, I want to give Matt one more memory that he will never forget. I am willing to offer $1000 in Massachusetts scratch tickets in $1, $5, or $10 denominations. I know it's not a fire truck, but it's the best I can do. Do you feel lucky Kyle? Your new house could be just a scratch away! ********** Dear Kyle, We are huge Alice Cooper fans so I'm going to make you a pretty fair offer for the afternoon with Allice Cooper. 1,000 Glow Stick Powered Basketball or Volleyball packages. (a $20,000 retail value). I'll even include any name or logo on all the balls. If your interested, check out the products here: www.flybynightsports.com/store.html If I don't hear from you then good luck with your venture for a new house. Earl ********* Hey Kyle: My name is Gino, I am a martial arts school owner near Pittsburgh Pa., and a very huge Alice fan,I am willing to trade 2 years free martial arts instruction at my dojo. I will also throw in two free karate uniforms. Let me know what you think. My website is houseofmartialarts.homestead.com - Thanks, Gino Bovo ********** KYLE: Tin Weasel (Pro Rock Cover Band) will play 4 Hours of Classic and Contemporary Rock (Live) for any Event in CA NV or AZ (Wedding, Corporate, Grad Party, Whatever). Our normal charge is $900 to $2500 for a Performance (depending on how much lighting, sound, travel, etc is required). If you want to put that up for Trade, we will accept the "Alice Day" and will NOT utilize the "Alice Day" until we have performed for the Trade Winner. Let me know. I think you may get a taker. BARRY HEGRENES President www.garagebanned.net *********** hi kyle, first of all i have to tell you i think what you are doing is genius and hilarious and of course creative. i would love an afternoon with alice cooper. his wit and intelligence would be an evening to remember. i have one of three options to trade; 1. a living room concert at the home of your choosing with janis ian or 2. a 40 1 hour therapy sessions a year with me either by phone or at my office for 2 years ( i am a psychotherapist in practice for 23 years, near orlando; specializing in relationships, acoa issues, recovery and personal evolvement) or 3. train your dog to become a psychological service dog for any mental/emotional issues you may have ; ) good luck to you on this journey!! warmly marcie cramer www.psychservicedogs.org ********** My boyfriend is one of the biggest Alice fans around. I would like to trade you all that I have, my talent of spirit mediumship. I offer you 1 reading each week for 30 minutes via either email or phone (at my charge). I have been a spirit medium (aka psychic, but better) for over 30 years and currently work with police agencies on missing persons and murder cases. You can learn more about me from www.tangledwishes.com Warm Regards, Kristy ********* Kyle, My Daughter is a big Alice fan (so am I), I would trade 1500 shares of Hempline Inc. It is a private company going public and I will give 1500 shares of Hempline or 1500 shares of Yonge Street Capital which is the public company Hempline is taking over, your choice! Regards, David *********** WE HAVE A 1974 WELL PRESERVED FIRE TRUCK (PUMPER) THAT WE WOULD LIKE TO TRADE FOR THE ALICE COOPER DEAL. GREAT FOR LARGE-GROUP WET T-SHIRT CONTESTS & KEG RUNS. GREAT FOR THE HABITUAL DRUNK DRIVING OFFENDER, AS THE POLICE WILL NOT PULL OVER FIRE TRUCKS. THANKS FOR CONSIDERING OUR OFFER. BOB & TOM ROCK!!! CHERYL & ROBERT BAUMANN SARDINIA OH ********** hey whats up dude! for the afternoon with ALICE COOPER i would like to offer tattoo time in my Middlesex, New Jersey tattoo studio HOUSE OF 1000 TATTOOS. i am willing to do up to a full sleeve or a full backpiece. depending on the desired artwork and time involved inking you, which greatly depends on your ability to sit still .the total value will be around $5000 depending on those factors.my portfolio is available for you to view any time just let me know and ill send pics. i do full custom work in any style anything from old school traditional,huge cover-ups in black&grey and color, portrait work, biomech, custom tribal to just about any idea you can think of and have 12 years in the business.looking forward to hearing from you! thanks for your time! rick schreck *********** Hey Kyle, i got a couple of offers for the Alice Cooper meet and greet, first of all i have a rolex watch authentic of course,1980s stainless steel model in fine working form, i collect them so i only buy good pieces, or secondly i can offer a phone number which is quite famous its the JENNY song from tommy tutone, 867 5309.,.. anyhow i own the number and i get hoards of calls from everywhere from people wanting too talk 2 jenny, let me know, ciao and take care, Alex ********** Kyle, I would like to offer you a trade for the afternoon with Alice Cooper. My dad is a huge rock fan (and a huge Bob & Tom fan...that's how I heard about this trade). I would love to acquire this opportunity for him for Father's Day. In exchange for one afternoon with Alice Cooper, I am offering a gray 1988 Ford Thunderbird that runs great, although it does have a broken fuel gauge (I watch the mileage), a "disconnected" sway bar, and a hidden oil leak. In addition to the T-bird, I will include $200 worth of Tupperware (I am a Tupperware consultant), a batch of homemade sugar cookies, and a $50 donation to the Defenders of Wildlife in your name or a loved one's name. Please think about my offer because I would love to give this once in a lifetime opportunity to meet Alice Cooper to my dad. Thanks, Rachel www.my.tupperware.com/rachelstrong ********** Hi, My name is Patrick Holl, I am the President of Mid West Music Video and I would like to offer a trade for the Day with Alice Cooper, I would like to trade a $6000.00 Custom Video Package, "Regular Rates Apply" Travel Charges not included in the trade, and must be used with in 1 year of the trade. You can visit Midwestmusicvideo.com and see everything the package includes. I am a HUGE Alice Cooper fan, and would trade just about anything for this. Thank you, Patrick Holl ********* Okay so we have an idea that may just put you in a higher value of trading. We work for a nonprofit that currently has a building that has been unnamed. Having a building named after your family would normally cost at least a million. We will offer our Learning Center to be named after your family or maybe One Red Paper Clip. The ORP. The Learning Center is located in central Phoenix, good notoriety, and hot market. Here is a quick overview of what we do in Arizona. Tumbleweed Center for Youth Development Serving abused, abandoned, troubled and neglected youth in our community since 1973. Tumbleweed serves our homeless, runaway, and at risk youth in Phoenix, Arizona. We provide shelter, counseling, outreach, job development, education, and more to youths ages nine up to age twenty-two. http://Tumbleweed.org So would you like your family name sealed in history? Value = Over a million Reason- Why not, don't we all want a building named after us? -Meghan ********** Hi Kyle. I applaud your novel idea for trading up for a house! I own a very cool specialty coffee shop called Javalina's Coffee & Friends. Javalina's is located in Tucson, Arizona, a metropolitan area of about a million people, and we feature live music on Friday and Saturday nights. I would trade a free drink every day for a year for an afternoon with Alice Cooper, plus I would let my 2,000+ newsletter subscribers know about your unique idea for procuring a house. In addition, if Alice was willing to do a two-hour evening performance at my shop instead of the afternoon, I'll list the show in our newspapers and local radio station calendars as well as on my website and link to your website. I'll also do my best to catch the attention of the local media in hopes of getting a write-up in the paper which would further get the word out about your quest for a house. By the way, if you could make it to Arizona for the afternoon or evening with Alice, you would have the opportunity to spend some time with him up close and personal yourself. Thank you for considering my offer, and best wishes for successfully getting the house of your dreams! Bonnie Vining - Javalina's Coffee & Friends - www.javalinas.com/calendar.html ********** I offer camping rights to our backyard for 6 months in Meridian Mississippi, one of the most boring and pitifull towns in the south. We are moving out tomorrow, and the house is for sale. We'd love to offer six months in our charming home's backyard, since it means folks from all over the world will see that it's for sale ! By the way, it's a very reasonable asking price of only $99,000. On the event that the house sells before the camping (squatting) time is complete, the lucky camper will win an all expenses paid Greyhound Transport trip to the beach! Camping is such great fun, what else could you ask for ? ********** Hi Kyle, I'd like to make an offer for the afternoon with Alice Cooper. Since Alice is an avid golfer, we are offering 10,000 lifetime memberships with DateAGolfer.com. Each membership currently costs $9.99US because we are running a special so this is a value of $99,990.00US. Our regular price for a lifetime membership is $99.99US so if we decide to stop our current special and go back to our regular price, the value of the 10,000 memberships will go up, potentially to almost $1,000,000US. The person who takes possession of the memberships is free to sell them at whatever cost they would like. Even though we are currently charging $9.99, they may sell them at a discount or at an inflated price if they wish. They may even give them away as gifts if they wish. As a side note, I'm going to see Alice tonight in Halifax...can't wait! Thanks for considering our offer and congratulations on an incredible idea. I thought the Million Dollar Homepage was neat, but this is even better! - Mike ********** To trade I will give 12 concert tickets to see Casey Pilgreen & The Born South Band. If you are from Texas then you know Casey Pilgreen he is the hottest thing to hit Texas. We will give you backstage pass at each concert. This is for the Concerts only how you get to the concerts will be up to you. I will also throw in a fan page just for you on his web site. (NO Adult pages or distasteful pages) That's right for one year you will have your fan page on www.caseypilgreen.net. Thanks for the site and the trade idea. Billie ********** I will trade you 1 holiday week at a resort(Villa Del Palmar) in Cabo San Lucas for the afternoon with Alice. Imagine spending new years eve in Cabo!!!!!!! -- Brenda. ********** Hi, my husband, Steve, would love to golf with Alice Cooper. In exchange, I would be happy to put in a small (10' x 10') summer garden for someone here in Phoenix -- consultation on what would work, dirt, mulch and plants and labor included! I am Jeanne Winograd. Hope someone likes this idea. :-) ********** I would trade you one rosewood xylophone. It has three full octaves and a case. It is a professional instrument, not used for many years, in great condition. I also have an electric guitar, Washburn model A10, if you would rather have that. I’d trade either one. Thanks, Bob ********** Hey man, I work in the country music industry in Nashville, TN (I do radio promotions) I will offer a full year of radio promotion (getting your song played on the radio - about a $36,000 value!) in exchange for the afternoon with Alice Cooper! Thanks! Matthew Wilkes ********** Kyle, my name is Kelsey and I live in the happening college and outdoor town of Missoula, Montana. I heard about you "trading up" your paper clip on the news....rad stuff. Anyway, I don't know if you are bartering just for the house or what, I'm a little confused. Anyway, I am willing to barter a weekend in Missoula, with guided flyfishing on your choice of our many Blue Ribbon trout Streams with a professional guide. Food and Lodging will be provided. All I can promise is a good time. I know it's not a house, but it seems to me, and I might be a bit confused, that there are all sorts of trades going on through your website. Please clear up my confusion and let me know whats up. I hope I can work something out with you or someone else. Meeting people is fun, and Missoula is awesome. Peace from Big Sky Country. Hope to hear back from you soon. Kelsey ********** one Anne Rice signed book collection and never opened 20th anniversary limited signed Interview With The Vampire, a triple signed by Anne 25th anniversary Playboy with bottle of Lestat Cuvee wine - Denise ********** Kyle, Man am I torn! Alice Cooper (a favorite since my teen years) vs. a tour of Air Force Two. Seems to me that the Alice Cooper afternoon holds far greater value. In addition, the AF2 deal includes gaining clearance from the Secret Service. No scofflaws need apply! That could severly limit you trading partners. How dare I possibly tie your hands as such! So you ask - Is the Air Force Two thing for real? Further, who the hell has ever heard of AF2? OK. Here's the deal. It is real, and it flies Washington D.C. dignitaries (except for the President) all over the world. And how can some lowly Hoosier possibly hook me up with such a deal? Well, my best friend's brother is currently on of the pilots of this craft. Can I pass off my rights to tour the aircraft? I have my doubts. I knew however that I could no longer withhold this information from you. It is yours to now deal with! David Kelly - Greenfield, IN ********** Hi, I'd like to trade space for you for 1 week in my RV at Burningman 2006. I have a 30 ft RV with air conditioning, shower, toilet, kitchen which will be well suited for spending the week in during the heat and playa dust stirred up by the wind. I have all the towels, medical kit, and accessories needed for camping. I'll do all the driving from SF area, make sure you can shower and even have a golf cart to cruise in for the deep playa trips. I work at the BMIR Radio station, so you would be able, if you like to join me on my nightly 9-10pm Sexy Sunburn Erotic hour of music show. I'll be throwing in some booze and hauling off your trash for you. You just need to come with your clothes and your favorite food. Thanks for this opportunity, Sunburn Sarah **********