I've decided that real work is for suckers. It's much more enjoyable to get paid to do nothing than actually work. I "worked" as an extra on the set of the "smash hit" youth TV show '15/Love' today. The casting director told me to go downstairs and dress up as a painter. I did, and fully expected to come back up and get suckered into painting a wall or something like that. Whatever, I was on the clock anyways, right? Instead, I came back upstairs and got paid to sit on a chair and watch actors deliver career-enhancing lines like: "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?" and "She's got more moves than a bowl of Jello."
Then a guy named Guido made me this $1 ring.
All in all, a good day at the office.